How To Convince Your Grandparents Marijuana Is Better (And Safer) Than Alcohol
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Philadelphia comedian NA Poe with some key talking points on cannabis. «Even the shwaggiest of shwag pot is superior to cheap booze.»
By Nikki Allen Poe
– There is no marijuana version of beer goggles.
– Marijuana addiction can’t get passed down through your family’s goofy genetics, like Uncle Andy’s alcoholism.
– Think about a stoner comedy … now picture the characters drunk.
– It’s possible to wake-and-bake and still be a productive member of society. But if you drink before noon, you have a problem.
– Habitual marijuana use leads to Cheetos, ice cream and Netflix, not liver disease.
– People don’t usually smoke too much weed at their office holiday party, hit on a hot co-worker, and wind up calling their boss an asshole.
– Stoners run a significantly smaller risk of getting punched in the face by a collar-popping bro wearing too much cologne at a club.
– It’s really rare for people to get really stoned and send their exes embarrassing late night texts.
– Nobody has ever smoked too much weed, gotten taken by an ambulance to the emergency room, and had to get their stomach pumped.
– Syncing Dark Side of the Moon and the Wizard of Oz would probably be a disorienting and disturbing experience on Jack Daniels.
– Even the shwaggiest of shwag pot is superior to cheap booze.